The lady doth get paid. If I had a choice, I might caution her against adding more editions to her encyclopedia-of-quotes-I-thought-were-cool-when-I-was-a-young-rebel to her body by way of permanent ink, but, outside of that superficial detail, there’s probably not an inch on this sexy actress body that I would not… well, appreciate in the manner of a true gentleman

She goes deep cover so often these days, it’s hard to get great photos of this uber-tastic sexy actress and pimping fashion model. But, today, today we got the first glimpse in a long time of this hibernating hottie, Megan Fox pictures heading into L’Hermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills.

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I’ve got nothing against Spring, as far as seasons go, and these Scarlett Johansson pictures are freshly hot enough to probably have Ryan what’s his face committed under 5150 rules for a solid 48 unquestioned hours, still, I think it’s time for this sextastic divorcee to cast aside the superficiality of modern culture and take it all off. Make a statement, Scarlett. Get effin’ rip roaring drunk and do something naughty on camera. It truly is the best revenge. I’ve got some ideas. And color-coded diagrams.

All tickets by advance sale only – £6.
Members discount in beer vouchers. Tickets go on sale 5 Dec only, 10am onwards, at Gibberd room, Metropolitan Cathedral. Limited initial allocation – 4 tickets per person.

A few facts and figures…
1. It’s probably the only beer festival on the planet to be held in a cathedral.

2. It’s always an instant sell-out, making it the hottest ticket in town.

3. It attracts visitors from all over Britain and Europe – and from as far afield as America and Australia.

4. It’s now viewed as an essential part of the annual Liverpool Events calendar, alongside such popular and prestigious occasions as the Grand National.

5. Not only is it held in a cathedral, it’s held in the architectural splendour of the cathedral crypt, making it one of the most splendid settings in the world.

6. Visitors enjoying the various beers can often be seen looking up and marvelling at the skill involved in creating the vaulted beehive brickwork in the crypt’s ceiling.

7. The first Camra “Beer Exhibition” – held at the Everyman in 1974 – had 11 beers. The 2010 festival will have over 250 beers plus over 30 real ciders and perries.

8. The real ale is accompanied by real food, featuring fresh local produce served by local businesses – such as the award-winning Everyman Bistro.

9. It’s probably the only beer festival to feature a string quartet as part of the entertainment programme. The Marks String Quartet has played at the festival for the last four years.

10. More than just a festival, each year there is a campaigning theme around real ale – examples have included Women and Real Ale, Liverpool as a National Centre for Pubs and Beer Tourism and Liverpool – the Real Ale Pubs Capital of Britain.

11. It promotes Liverpool as a city and as a visitor destination.

12. The festival has been so successful it has been joined by a sister event later in the year – the Camra Liverpool Real Ale Pubs Festival, which runs for five weeks from September.

13. The main hall features a full-length stillage of over 250 beers, making a truly impressive sight for real ale lovers.

14. It generates massive media coverage and profile each year – reflecting well not only on real ale, but the city of Liverpool.

15. It flies the flag for Merseyside brewers and their beers…

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Researchers at the University of Bristol say that the superior intelligence of cat owners is unlikely to be caused by their exposure to the famously cunning and selfish pets.
Rather, more educated people tend to work longer hours and choose a pet to fit their lifestyles. Unlike dogs, cats require no walking and can manage with little human company.

Dr Jane Murray, Cats Protection Lecturer in Feline Epidemiology, who led the study, said: “We don’t think it is associated with income because that was one of the variables we looked at, and there was little difference.

“Cats require less time per day than a dog, so they are more popular with educated people who work late and have long commutes.”

Homes with degree-holders were 1.36 times more likely to have a cat than other households. The same homes were less likely to have a dog than households where no-one went to university.

The study, published in the Veterinary Record journal, also found that cat owners were more likely to be older and female. Both cat and dog owners were more likely than the general population to live in households with gardens in rural areas.
As part of the study 2,980 people were interviewed about their pet ownership, geography and educational background. Combining the results with census information produced new figures for Britain’s pet population – 10.3 million cats and 10.5 million dogs. The numbers do not include strays.

The girl, who goes under the name Brittany and is studying social and political sciences at Homerton College, is the latest to pose for online students’ magazine The Tab.
In an interview that was filmed and posted online, Brittany reveals she had briefly considered her father’s reaction – but this hadn’t dampened her enthusiasm.
She says she chose a pub because she wanted to appear in a traditional English setting and used a hot chocolate instead of alcohol to build up some Dutchcourage.

‘I considered beer but I thought at 11 in the morning I would probably barf,’ she added.
Readers have posted appreciative comments, with one who identifies himself as Will saying: ‘Shotgun a bar stool at the Maypole. Glad the Tab has kept its
sense of humour.’